Upon Thing 2

Thing 2 has an amazing mind. The things that go on inside his head are just…wow.

The door is knocked upon, and The Mommy and Thing 2 are standing there.
The Mommy: Go ahead, tell her about the Pilgrims and the Indians.
Thing 2: When the Pilgrims and the Indians met, the Indians wanted to blow them up with dynamite.
Me: Really.
Thing 2: But it didn’t work because all they had was bookshelf dynamite.
Me: I see!

Bookshelf dynamite. I’ll take ten kilos. Because of reasons.

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